🐖 Peptide PorkerAssayer-Verified
Every batch assayed · Janoshik
Founding list · first 100 members
Not for human use. Obviously.

Research peptides you can actually verify.

Every batch independently tested by Janoshik. Every COA QR-linked to the exact vial in your hand. No trust-me-bro, no mystery powder — just the assay. Join the founding list and get first claim on the first verified batch.

One email. No spam. Founding-100 perks: locked launch pricing · free BAC water · first pick of batch #001.

Founding spots claimed0 / 100

The whole product is the receipt.

Anyone can put powder in a vial. The hard part — the part almost nobody in this market actually does — is proving what's inside. That proof exists before inventory does. It's the thing we're building the brand on.

✓ Third-party tested ✓ Batch-linked COA ✓ QR-verifiable Independent · Janoshik
Assayer-Verified
COA · Sample
Batch #PP-DEMO
Lab Janoshik
Method HPLC / MS
Identity
PASS
Purity
verified
Net content
within spec
Scan the vial → see its exact batch. Illustrative sample. Real COAs publish per-batch at launch.
The founding shelf · launch lineup

Tell us what you'd reach for.

Nothing's for sale yet — inventory comes after we know there's real demand and every batch is tested. Tap Notify me on anything you'd actually buy. That single tap is how we decide what to test and stock first. (It reserves your interest. It does not charge you.)

Prices shown are target founding-member pricing, illustrative pre-launch. Every listed product is For research use only. Not for human consumption.

Free tools · because the market runs on getting scammed

Learn to read a COA
before you ever spend a dollar.

The #1 way people get burned in this market is trusting a certificate they can't read. Here's the checklist we grade every batch against — yours, free.

How to read a COA Interactive

Tick each one as you check it on any vendor's certificate. If a COA can't clear all six, walk away.

  • Named, independent lab. "In-house tested" is not testing. Look for Janoshik, Colmaric, or a real third party.
  • Matching batch/lot number. The COA's batch has to match the vial's batch. No match = not your product's COA.
  • A real method (HPLC / MS). Purity by mass-spec or HPLC — not a vibe, not a "certificate of authenticity."
  • Identity and purity, separately. "It's the right molecule" and "it's X% pure" are two different tests. You want both.
  • Net content / mass. Right molecule, right purity, but under-filled? You're paying for air. Check the mg.
  • A way to verify it's not photoshopped. Lab report number you can check with the lab, or a QR that resolves to the lab — not a flat PDF.
Verified 0/6tap each item as you learn it.

Recon & dose-math Research reference

The reconstitution calculator every researcher keeps re-deriving. Launches with the store — free, research-reference only.

Peptide in vial5 mg
BAC water added2 mL
Concentration2.5 mg / mL
Per 10 units (0.1 mL)0.25 mg
◈ Unlocks at launch · research reference only
The founding multiplier

Bring the other researchers.

Once you're on the list you get a personal invite link. Every friend who joins moves you up the founding queue — and unlocks rewards that cost us nothing but mean everything at launch.

3 refer

Jump the queue

Bump ahead in the founding-100 line for first batch access.

5 refer

Free vial credit

A free vial or kit credit applied to your first order at launch.

10 refer

Founding member

Locked founding pricing for life + a permanent founding badge.

Rewards are for joining the list — never for reviews or testimonials. We keep those completely separate, on purpose.

Why "Assayer"
An assayer was the official who tested gold for purity before anyone would accept it as payment. No assay, no trust, no trade.
We do that. For every batch.
Assayer · the mark on every Peptide Porker vial