Research peptides with receipts. Every batch independently third-party tested. Every COA QR-linked to the exact vial. If it doesn't have a verifiable certificate, we don't sell it — simple as.
One email. Zero spam. Founding-100 gets: locked launch pricing · free BAC water · first claim on batch #001.
The whole market runs on vibes and a JPEG. A certificate you can't verify is fan fiction. We publish the real one, for every batch, linked to your exact vial — so the receipts check themselves.
Nothing's for sale yet — inventory comes after demand is real and the batch is tested. Smash Notify me on anything you'd actually buy: that tap decides what we test and stock first. (Reserves your interest. Charges you nothing.)
Prices = target founding pricing, illustrative pre-launch. Everything here is for research use only — not for human consumption.
Assayer is the independent verification mark behind every Porker vial: batch-specific third-party assay, identity + purity + net content, published and QR-verifiable. The jokes stop where the certificate starts.
The #1 way people get burned in this market is trusting a certificate they can't read. Here's the checklist — free, no email hostage-taking.
Tick each one as you check it on any vendor's certificate. Can't clear all six? Walk away.
The concentration calculator every lab keeps re-deriving. Ships with the store — research reference only.
Join the list, get a personal invite link. Every researcher who joins through it moves you up the founding queue.
Jump ahead in the founding-100 queue for batch #001 access.
A vial or kit credit on your first order at launch.
Founding pricing locked for life + permanent founding badge.
Rewards are for joining the list — never for reviews or testimonials. Those stay separate. On purpose.
Founding list: joined. Here's your personal invite link — every researcher who joins with it moves you up the queue.