Every batch independently tested by Janoshik. Every COA QR-linked to the exact vial in your hand. No trust-me-bro, no mystery powder — just the assay. Join the founding list and get first claim on the first verified batch.
One email. No spam. Founding-100 perks: locked launch pricing · free BAC water · first pick of batch #001.
Anyone can put powder in a vial. The hard part — the part almost nobody in this market actually does — is proving what's inside. That proof exists before inventory does. It's the thing we're building the brand on.
Nothing's for sale yet — inventory comes after we know there's real demand and every batch is tested. Tap Notify me on anything you'd actually buy. That single tap is how we decide what to test and stock first. (It reserves your interest. It does not charge you.)
Prices shown are target founding-member pricing, illustrative pre-launch. Every listed product is For research use only. Not for human consumption.
The #1 way people get burned in this market is trusting a certificate they can't read. Here's the checklist we grade every batch against — yours, free.
Tick each one as you check it on any vendor's certificate. If a COA can't clear all six, walk away.
The reconstitution calculator every researcher keeps re-deriving. Launches with the store — free, research-reference only.
Once you're on the list you get a personal invite link. Every friend who joins moves you up the founding queue — and unlocks rewards that cost us nothing but mean everything at launch.
Bump ahead in the founding-100 line for first batch access.
A free vial or kit credit applied to your first order at launch.
Locked founding pricing for life + a permanent founding badge.
Rewards are for joining the list — never for reviews or testimonials. We keep those completely separate, on purpose.
An assayer was the official who tested gold for purity before anyone would accept it as payment. No assay, no trust, no trade.Assayer · the mark on every Peptide Porker vial
We do that. For every batch.
You're on the founding list. Here's your personal invite link — every researcher who joins with it moves you up the queue.